I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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