you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
its not stalking. its research.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Randomize
