hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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