Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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