Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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