Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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