I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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