So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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