your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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