he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
she looked like the before picture.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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