Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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