i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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