So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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