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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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