scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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