After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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