she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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