dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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