just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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