I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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