he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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