So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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