Pappa wants mamma naked
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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