well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Well I just put wine in my tea
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
