i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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