North Korea, Best Korea!
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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