Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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