we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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