true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
How external is "for external use only"?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Drake has all the answers
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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