Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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