why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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