but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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