he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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