I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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