You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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