Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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