I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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