Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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