I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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