This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Bring me that man meat
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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