i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
