I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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