Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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