You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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