brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize