That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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