After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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