New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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