i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I want her autograph on my taint
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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