Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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