Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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