Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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