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bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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