Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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